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aVeryAngryKitten 24th Jan 2013

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Editors note: for those of you who have never read any of Kittens previous articles on sites such as Gamefaqs, TMZ and Vouge, then prepare yourself for a life affirming jumble of words that may or may not be the reason Mark Whalburg left the Funky Bunch. (her article on the do's and dont's of winter wear is the reason I no longer wear scarfs after the month of January and helped me to raise my credit score six whole points)

Twisted Metal News
As many of you know, the nearly year long wait for the final update is upon us. After waiting so patiently for so long we can all breathe a deep sigh of relief knowing that we are just days away from a more streamlined and user friendly version of TM that should, fingers crossed, make all of our tm gaming a much more enjoyable experience.
I of course am speaking of the announcment that was accidently placed onto the tm menu under the announcments and news tab nearly a year before the patch was actually completed.
Written and posted by a former employee of EatSleepPlay, it speaks of an update schedualed for Feb 24th that will fix many of the problems that caused quite a few tm gamers to quit playing the game alltogether.
SouperKnight, a tm player who once held the top spot in the rankings, told us that if the supposed patch actually does what it says than he will pull his junkyard dog out for old times sake and play a few rounds, leaving many to wonder who else might show up come Feb 24th.
The patch announcement ends with a few updates for nuke players but considering no one even plays nuke we were hard pressed to find anyone who actually cared.
With the update so close to release all we can do now is hope for a bonus thank you gift of dlc to all of us who kept playing.
Thanks Sony.

On a side note, I wrote this in about five minutes from my phone. If it has typos, misspellings, grammatical errors or any other mistake that people love to pounce on and point out all I can say is this.....I wrote it from my fucking phone at four A.M while lying in bed and watching the film Battle Royal. What the hell were you expecting?
Of course, none of this matters anyway, I'm actually kind of shocked you made it this far.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate rhyming
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