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aVeryAngryKitten 22nd Apr 2013

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Well first off, I do not need to welcome you here because, like the title says, you are reading this because you are a veteran to the site like me. If you are not a veteran then I suggest you stop reading this and head over to Comms forum topic, site guide for newbies. It is filled with all the info you need to get you started on all the wonderful things this site has to offer.

Events: http://www.unexplained-my ... steries.com/
Every now and again, a strange event or mystery happens around the world, this is the site to go to so you can know about them. Have a strange event happen to you? Let them know about it.

The Forums: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs ... orumdisplay.php?f=37
For when you want to speak about vandalism, fraudulent scheme ideas or just thinking of committing petty crime and need some advice, this is the forum for you.....not the one on twistedclans, we don't talk about how to shoplift here, this other site is for that.
On a side note, if you want even more exciting forums, think about going to the deep web. Just download the tor browser, type in hidden wiki and enjoy. You'll find everything from a real life hitman for hire to buying illegal drugs online, and if that's not enough, there's something called the Human experiment that will scare the shit out of you, it did me. Don't try to Google this stuff, the only way to search the deep web is through the tor browser, it truly is the black market of fun...

Clan Roster: I got nothing for this one....I tried to get a link but came up short......don't hate the player, hate the game.....so keep on keepin on.....likers gunna like....

Recruiting: http://www.legion-recrute ... .com/en/
Thinking of starting a new life under a new name? wanted for murder and gotta get outta dodge fast? Or maybe you just really like the French? Well, whatever your reason, the French Foreign Legion is for you. They don't care about who you are or what you've done, they will take anything that wants a fresh start across seas. Be all that they want you to be.

Update: Yes, everything seems to be up to date, thank you for asking.

Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/w ... iki/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
no explanation needed.

Cars: http://www.inc.com/ss/fly ... e-transit-vehicles#5
Eat your heart out talon

Weapons: http://www.businessinside ... veloped-2010-11?op=1
You probably already know you can get 70 from a swarmer and 60 dmg done from a shotgun, but what do you know about the future of TM? These weapons will give you some insight.

Joining Games: http://www.cosmopolitan.c ... ty-sex-games#slide-1
Thinking of starting or joining a game but dont know how to strike up the conversation with your significant other? Or maybe you just like to watch? Hope this link helps.

http://www.youtube.com/wa ... tch?v=KA0TS9l_nJE
this is a video to help you get through this process of being a veteran.

http://www.youtube.com/wa ... tch?v=TxoGGh5ZZG8
And some wackko tips and tricks

Remember, being a veteran of this site is not without its perks. So sit back and enjoy, and as always, welcome to twistedclans.tk.


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aVeryAngryKitten 22nd Apr 2013

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Did no one read this? It's very info filled and informative because of all the info in it.


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King Berserk [BSRK] 22nd Apr 2013


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i need to know how to kill me nabors dog quietly
then ill start a new life under the name pablo ramirez the drunk who yells at small children


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aVeryAngryKitten 22nd Apr 2013

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Thx comma, at least you got the joke that was this page.I picked a bad day to post it considering all the dl and visa talk....sigh


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aVeryAngryKitten 22nd Apr 2013

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French foreign legion jobjob, it's all I'm saying...


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aVeryAngryKitten 22nd Apr 2013

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Strip pong is fun, just don't do it in Mexico, besides the donkey that gets involved, the place they expect girls to launch the ball from isn't designed for ping pong balls so you wind up really sore the next morning....


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King Berserk [BSRK] 23rd Apr 2013


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donkey punch strip pong?


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King Berserk [BSRK] 23rd Apr 2013


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times like this i wanna hug you but then i rethink that cuz i dont wanna be shanked while you run to the fwench

i dont know vwhat to say zeh kitty wont do, DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY THE KITTEN WONT DUE!


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aVeryAngryKitten 23rd Apr 2013

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Gimmie a nickel and I'll give you a clue....


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King Berserk [BSRK] 23rd Apr 2013


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ok.... hands felicia a nickel.


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